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A fetish group with the deceptively innocuous name has publicly expressed their interest in procuring from ABC a three-second Dancing with the Stars clip in which Nancy Grace purportedly drops ass. The group has stated, "We wish to acquire this for our members of our website who are "Flatulophiliacs" or simply put, "Fart Fanatics."

There's so much I still don't know about the world.

The gazillion-dollar question is, of course, did Nancy Grace fart, or was it another party on or off-camera. I analyzed this pretty scientifically, and here's what conclusion I have drawn:

Nancy Grace looks like a farter.

*boom goes the gavel*