Breaking Bad super fan Ryan Carroll may have liked the AMC series just a little bit too much. The (yes, you guessed it) Florida man who once won the opportunity to watch the finale with the show’s cast in Los Angeles has been arrested on felony drug charges.
Though we can’t confirm that Carroll was aiming to be a meth kingpin, the only specifics we do know are “felony charges of possession of a synthetic narcotic with intent to sell and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription,” as well as “a misdemeanor charge of keeping a shop or vehicle for dangerous drugs.”
Had he been a true fan, he would have known to cover his tracks a bit better by getting into bed with a local fast food czar before blowing up half the guy’s body and stepping out as a vicious emperor capable of killing hundreds without batting an eye before seeing the error of his ways and making us all care about him again before getting his just revenge and desserts. Goddamn it, I’m going to miss that crazy show. (Naples News)