Ok, Bravo. You've never done anything scripted that warrants my recollection, but I'll pretend that you won't screw this up. I feel like I'm meeting you more than halfway on this one.

In a push to offer more scripted fare, Bravo has announced it will be adapting the black comedy Heathers into a TV series, picking up 20 years after the original, in a time where Veronica (Winona Ryder's character) has a daughter of her own and moves back to Sherwood.

The daughter will be fending for herself against the Ashleys, the daughters of all the Heathers from the originals. The concept of an elitest group of Ashleys might sound familiar because they appeared in the awesome Disney cartoon Recess, but their presence may have been a nod to Heathers, so I really don't know what to believe anymore.

Whatever keeps housewives off the air is cool with me, I guess.