Instead of getting a delightful flavor and punny name to match it, Ben and Jerry’s has done its part in sending 30 Rock off with a whimper, offering up Liz Lemon Greek yogurt, which also contains a blueberry and lavender swirl.
They could have at least slapped a fun name on it like “Good God, Lemon!” or “Lemon Party,” but instead they just apathetically rolled out a character name that happened to have a fruit in the title.
Ultimately, I was hoping that they wouldn’t use the obvious Lemon connection, and go with something a little more offbeat. Like what you ask? There’s a universe of choices out there, but my suggestion is, and always will be:
Werewolf Candy Bar Mitzvah.