Andy Rooney went on "60 Minutes" last night and basically explained that he's old as he decomposed in front of us. He doesn't understand your Lady Gagas and your Ushers. Back in his day, women didn't design a costume around their vaginas and black men could really cut a rug. Alright, maybe black men can still cut rugs, but they didn't do it while wearing diamond earrings. Only people with vaginas used to wear earrings, which was the only way you could be sure they had vaginas. Nowadays there's no way to tell who has a vagina and who doesn't, which is why people must openly flaunt their vaginas. The times, they are a changing. (Videogum)