Andy Dick, the sometimes addict/alocholic who was originally known for The Ben Stiller Show, then for Newsradio, and now for taking out his penis and rubbing it on people, has been cast on the 16th season of Dancing with the Stars.
Will the bixesual trainwreck be paired with a man or woman? Will he commit sexual assault on the first episode, or will he hold out as long as he can and do it sometime during the opening credits of the second one? These are the questions that apparently none of the TV execs who cast family-friendly reality shows asked.
Maybe they could pair him with Bjork or Naomi Campbell and see if they can melt the studio walls with a nexus of insanity.
Dancing with the Stars will air sometime this…eh. Who cares?