In the unfortunate event that you feel the amoral narcissists from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia do a better job of living their lives than you do yours, you can get some help from them. In the form of a self-help book called, The 7 Secrets Of Awakening The Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant, Today. 

The premise of the book is quite convoluted, as the book description seems to be as much about the gang writing the book as it is about the book itself. Maybe because the publisher is hip enough to realize that anyone who buys this book isn't in it for the genuine advice these lunatics might want to give, but rather is just interested in watching them fumble their way through another endeavor.

Whichever side you find yourself on, you can dig into this meaty beast on January 6th, just in time to be brimming with holiday and New Year regret. In the meantime, you can pre-order the tome here.

God help you if it's come to this.