Almost Everyone In The Country Watched The Super Bowl!

Monday, February 7 by

One hundred and eleven million people watched the Superbowl yesterday. ONE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN MILLION!!!! 111,000,000!!! AHH!! that is so many millions. So very many millions of people sitting in front of a football game, watching the Black Eyed Peas ruin Tron AND music in one fell swoop. Congratulations, everyone! We did it! We shattered the record previously held by last year’s Superbowl, which pulled in 106.5 million, or the “M*A*S*H” finale, which was viewed by 106 million people back in 1983. As a die hard fan of really expensive ad space and different colored helmets, I was a happy camper. However, to get real for a minute, only half a million people watched FX’s “Terriers” this past season, and 111 million people watched Fergie butcher Sweet Child Of Mine. My country tis of thee, sweet land of Black Eyed Peas, OF THEE I SING! (Hollywood Reporter)

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COMMENTS

  1. February 7, 2011 1:14 pm

    Anonymous

    Could be worse, we could have seen Joan Rivers half naked….


  2. February 7, 2011 1:14 pm

    Skipvonnixon

    i thot the BEPs show was good! it was christina’s rendtion of the national anthem that sucked!


  3. February 7, 2011 1:14 pm

    Kjlbawilurbg_

    Wow someone is trying to make it overly abundantly clear that he is not a football fan.
    Faggot.
    Go pack.