In news that would maybe make you hypothetically raise your eyebrows if you cared, AJ Cook, who plays the character of JJ on the show "Criminal Minds," is coming back to the show after a theoretically controversial departure.

This is great news for hypothetical fans of JJ, who left the show this season after Cook's contract wasn't renewed. But now, after a guest appearance in this season finale, she's coming back to the show for another 2 years. Which is great for all the hypothetical fans of "Criminal Minds," but not so great for Rachel Nichols, intended to act as a kind of replacement for JJ.

And I've now managed to write more than one hundred words about AJ Cook returning to "Criminal Minds." That should be a news story in itself. (Deadline)