Adult Swim Announces Three New Shows For Adults To Watch

Thursday, May 19 by
 

Adults everywhere love to watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, because of their mature, sophisticated programming that is designed by adults, for adults. And now the programming block is unveiling three new mature series and several projects, blurring the line between entertainment and adulthood. Here’s what they are:

“‘The Heart, She Holler’ – a new live-action soap opera about folk who ain’t never used soap or seen an opera.  It’s a satire on the emotional Hee-Hawification of America, set in a town so inbred, the folks have become almost supernaturally wrong. The series is produced by PFFR, and stars Patton Oswalt and Heather Lawless.”

China, IL’ – Frank and Steve Smith ar brothers who teach in the history department of a state university in China, Illinois. They also happen to be legends in their own minds who will often sacrifice facts, lessons and syllabi for the sake of being awesome.

‘Tight Bros’ – a new animated comedy that follows two moronic “clergybros” who are on a quest for fat beats, hot chicks and tricked out cell phones.  Vince and Aaron were called by God to spread a holy message: one of peace, love and tearin’ up the club.  By day the two sell religious kitsch at a kiosk in Viceroy Del Sol mall.  By night they hunt for babes, but only with mega tans and super smooth waxes in place.

The really interesting announcements though are the pilots that have been placed in development. There’s the previously announced pilot from Bob Odenkirk entitled “Regal Productions,” plus untitled projects from “Community” creator Dan Harmon and hip-hop collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All. Also “The Dummiez” from Nick Cannon, an untitled Major Lazer project, and “Rolling With Dad,” an animated sitcom from Seth Grahame-Smith and David Katzenberg. It’s going to be a great year for lovers of adult-oriented TV!

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COMMENTS

  1. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Max Espinoza

    These are “adult??” What kind of ‘adult”? Mentally handicapped adult?


  2. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Anonymous

     china, il is by brad neely, who is awesome


  3. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Century122

    I wish Adult Swim would go back to making only animated adult shows.  I’m over these stupid ass shows with these dumb ass people. I’m 28 and have been a loyal AS viewer for many years, but now after 12:30 and on Friday and Sunday, I’m over it! 


  4. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Century122

    I wish Adult Swim would go back to making only animated adult shows.  I’m over these stupid ass shows with these dumb ass people. I’m 28 and have been a loyal AS viewer for many years, but now after 12:30 and on Friday and Sunday, I’m over it! 


  5. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Oakmage3

    Thank you for saying what a lot of us are thinking!!  


  6. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    David13ushey

     So in other words its… stupid… stupid and corrupt… and more stupid.  Great.  Just what we need.  At least they’re not stupid AND evil.  We don’t need another “Family Guy.”


  7. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Tj Bea

    Wow, quite stupid! Would that count as reality? At least theyre not filling up their schedule with that shit-oh wait! 


  8. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    JEL

     CHINA, IL. Y’ALL WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED 


  9. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Eilykily

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is 4 years older than me, lol. We met online at~   ———interracialsearching.com———a nice and free place for sexy women and rudust men, or white/blackr women and black/white men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.


  10. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Dingus MAXIMUS

    I wish Adult Swim would go back to making only animated shows, and while they’re at it LEARN TO F#$@%^%G DRAW.


  11. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    WHITETRASHCOMPACTOR

    Yeah, man! The art department shouldn’t be fired, they should be BEHEADED!


  12. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Mangaka Frieza

    Totally, Bros. That squid show is one of their best and IT SUCKS. Don’t they know most americans don’t get “heta uma”? (not that squidbillies is good at all)


  13. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    KUMSHARK

    Worst art in history! Only Venture Bros. is worth watching. All else makes my eyes bleed.


  14. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Dr.Dribley

    Venture is good, the rest sucks and hurts to look at. I guess I agree with you!


  15. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Sgt.Death

    Americans don’t even know what that means, J-hole.


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  17. May 19, 2011 10:48 am

    Love

    HONESTLY — China, Il. is the only good one. Brad Neely is a god.