Of course, because he's Justin Bieber, and too great for TV (even those new 80" ones), he won't be starring on the show, but rather just serving as the inspiration for the story of a teen pop star's life. The show also promises to offer, "awkward teenage years and his unorthodox family," lest you think that this wasn't going to be like every other sitcom ever.

The show doesn't have a title, so allow me to suggest a few:

  • Tangentially Related to Beebs!

  • J-BAP (Justin Bieber Affiliated Program)

  • Justin Bieber's Carnivale

  • Breaking Bieber (also the name of my erotic fan fiction)

  • It's Always Bieber in Bieberelphia

Have a somber weekend.