ABC Disappoints Nanas Nationwide By Canceling ‘All My Children’ & ‘One Life To Live’

Thursday, April 14 by

You have some difficult news to give your Nan-Nan. After a combined 84 years of blandly-produced melodrama, ABC is canceling soap operas “One Life To Live” and “All My Children.” Two shows that I definitely don’t watch no matter what you may have heard because whatever you heard definitely is not even remotely a little bit true because it’s wrong and you’re wrong for hearing that. Yeah, you are the one who sounds like a jerk.

Anyways, Kelly Ripa‘s husband can now officially become a stay-at-home dad. ABC plans to replace the shows with “Chew,” a show starring various TV chefs that celebrates the world of food, and “The Revolution,” a show that follows a different woman each week to chronicle a five-month weight loss process. Jeez ABC, conflicting signals there. Should I love food or want to lose weight? GOD! I’m so confused. I won’t le High School Me take control again. I just won’t!!

General Hospital” remains safe for the time-being. But watch your ass, James Franco. (Deadline)

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  1. April 14, 2011 12:22 pm

    Franco J. Torres

    Wow. After 30+ years they’re cancelling them. Wow. Just Wow.

  2. April 14, 2011 12:22 pm

    Mary Jane

    It is pathetic. AMC just came in 3rd on the soap opera list not lo long ago and I just do not get it. i am discusted with the network. Thank You
    Mary Jane

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