7 Reasons We Think Kirk Cameron Is Insane

Monday, March 5 by

He Tattled On Husbands Who Watch Internet Pornography

We’ve known for a while that Kirk Cameron is against the existence of fun, but we didn’t know how deep his irrational hatred of having a f***ing blast has burrowed. In the 2008 film Frieproof, Cameron plays a brave fireman who prefers to crank it to ladies on the Internet rather than onto his wife in their marriage bed. Question for Kirk Cameron: I know you like God and religion and stuff, but why you gotta blow up our spot to our wives? You better not tell them what we really do while “golfing.”

He’s Terrible at History

Further proof that Family Ties had better on-set tutors than Growing Pains.

He’s Got Crappy Taste in Books

Every radical religious leader worth their salt has a book to pimp. Hubbard had Dianetics. Smith had the Book of Mormon. And you can’t expect Kirk Cameron to be happy with the Bible only. And so, Cameron took aim at his ancient foe Charles Darwin by distributing altered copies of Darwin’s jam, “The Origin of the Species” to college students. “Atheism has been on the rise for years now, and the Bible of the atheists is ‘The Origin of Species’,” Cameron said. “We have a situation in our country where young people are entering college with a belief in God and exiting with that faith being stripped and shredded. What we want to do is have student make an informed, educated decision before they chuck their faith.”

I think it’s pretty apparent what this really is all about. It’s him trying to get his poster back on dorm room walls. Not fooling anyone.

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