7 Reasons We Think Kirk Cameron Is Insane

Monday, March 5 by
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Kirk Cameron cheesed a lot of people off this weekend when he took the bold stance that the kid who played Ben Seaver didn’t fare too well with puberty. He also went on Piers Morgan Tonight and said inflammatory things about gay marriage. “I think that it’s unnatural,” Cameron said while feeling God’s love. “I think that it’s detrimental and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilization.”

How awesome would it be if this guy went on Anderson Cooper? That would be awkward in the best ways. I’d pay to see that. Even better, put them together on The Surreal Life. Let’s get a Kickstarter going for that.

Until that glorious day, we’ll just have to stay entertained with all the bits of cray-cray Cameron has shared over the years, like these seven examples.

He Thinks Evolution Totally Sucks

Kirk Cameron hates evolution like a fat kid hates salad. And he’s rejected the laws of evolution in a far more vehement way than he would ever dare to defy the Laws of Jason Seaver. In fact, Cameron believes he can disprove the existence of evolution. Because we don’t have a duck that is also a crocodile. That’s his reasoning. Since that animal doesn’t exist, evolution therefore doesn’t exist. Apparently, Kirk Cameron doesn’t watch Syfy.

He Has Lame Arguments On ABC About God’s Existence

When ABC wanted to prove once and for all that God is an actual dude who lives in the sky like the Care Bears, they brought in the experts. Unfortunately for God, his experts were evangelical minister Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. The pair squared off against Atheist representatives with the tried and true “God exists just because” approach. I can really see that they put a lot of time and thought into it.

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