7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy's New FX Pilot
- A sexy look at the hard-partying life and times of H.P. Lovecraft.
- A family of East Coast serial killers adapts to life in Midwest suburbia.
- True-life tales from the guy who gets paid to drain Rosie O'Donnell’s many abscesses.
- Two plastic surgeons lose their licenses and end up teaching music at a loca high school.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show fans must come to terms with the fact that the film they love just isn't that good.
- A deranged lunatic places toilet cams in an Arby’s restroom at The Mall of America.
- Writer Frad Balchuk plots the murder of his limelight-hogging writing partner, Mrian Burphy.