50 Cent Will Produce A Drama On Starz

"Fitty! You hot!" 

It’s a TV show called Power, that focuses on a nightclub owner who “skirts the line between legitimacy and criminality,” like when we run a yellow light or try to deduct dog food as a business expense on our taxes.

The pilot will be written by Kemp Agboh, who has recently worked on The Good Wife, which is a show I can’t make fun of because I haven’t seen it.

In an effort to hedge against his waning popularity in the mid-00′s, Fitty took an equity stake in Vitamin Water for helping promote it, so rather than being forced to play half-empty venues, he does things like produce television for Starz.

Which I guess is a step up.