Fall TV is an exciting time. There are lots of new shows to be watched and complain about. But, one of the best things about the fall premieres is getting to see the new crop of beautiful ladies being paraded across our TV screens. Here’s a cheat sheet of girls you might not be familiar with….yet.
There’s probably a big difference between playing a Canadian high school student on Degrassi: The Next Generation (it’s like Canadian Saved by the Bell) and playing a high school student on 90210. The main difference for us is that we can now watch her and talk about how hot she is without feeling like creepy old men. That doesn’t mean we aren’t creepy old men, but it’s a mindset thing. I wonder if she’s related to belated Simpsons character, Frank Grimes. Probably not.
If you aren’t big fan of Greek or Kyle XY, and since you’re probably not a 14-year-old girl, I’m assuming you’re not, You probably aren’t too familiar with Jessica’s work. I’m not entirely sure what her character is going to be like on 90210 yet, but we can only hope on-set tensions run high enough to inspire an all-out cat fight between Jessica and Shannen Doherty.
Show: True Blood
I’m actually pretty excited about the upcoming debut of True Blood. Not so excited that I’m going to put on a vampire outfit like those weird fat people who always hang around the Hot Topic at the mall, but still pretty excited. The one-two punch of Rutina and star, Anna Paquin should be the perfect compliment to lots of bloody vampire action. Although, Wikipedia says they’re supposed to be sisters
She’s not exactly Victoria’s Secret model material, but if Fringe does end up becoming the next X-files you can expect Anna to become the obsession of basement-dwellers all over the world. I, personally, actually think she’s a little hotter than Gillian Anderson. There’s something really hot about a chick who spends her days hunting werewolves or aliens or whatever the hell it is Fringe is actually about.
Yet another Degrassi transplant, Ashley is part of a Privileged cast that is absolutely stacked with really attractive women. She has a really wholesome, girl next door kind of thing going on, which fits perfectly with the collection of total crap that adorns her IMDB page. Can she make the show worth watching? That has yet to be seen. But I might give it a chance and then just pretend my girl made me do it.
Show: Do Not Disturb
Any guy unlucky enough to be forced into watching the atrocious prego comedy, Notes From the Underbelly saw Molly’s small part as a wonderful oasis of hotness in a show full of things that make suicide by nail gun sound very appealing. She was also on a couple episodes of the hilariously terrible soap, Passions, so I apologize to you unemployed people out there who are getting ready to complain about having seen her before on TV.
Show: Raising the Bar
I know, she was on Showtime’s Sleeper Cell, but I never watched that show (and I know a lot of you didn’t either) so she’s still pretty new and she’s definitely hot. Of course, in order to see her, we’re going to have to tune into TNT’s new lawyer show starring Mark-Paul Gosselaar. I guess they finally ran out of old Law and Order reruns.
Show: Worst Week
Erinn’s IMDB page is full of one-off appearances and failed Fox sitcoms–you all remember The Winner, right? But, Worst Week might be a good chance for Erinn to be on a show that doesn’t get cancelled half-way through the first season. But, even if Worst Week gets the early axe, you can bet she’ll look good until she’s cancelled.
Show: The Ex List
Rachel is on the verge of getting really famous and, while her status as an incredibly hot red head isn’t the only reason, it sure as hell doesn’t hurt. She has been relatively quiet since her stint on the incredibly awful American Dreams. Think of The Ex List as her new start. It can be a new start for us too, in that we’ll start gawking at her every week and completely ignoring the show itself.
Nice work, TNT. I didn’t think you’d manage to get two entries onto this list, but you sure did. Beth plays an acrobatic criminal who uses her gymnastics skills and flexibility to pull off daring bank heists. I think I just described my dream woman. Add, "knows how to fix a ’78 Camaro" to that list and I’ll be convinced they pulled the idea for her character directly out of my dreams. Sadly, she’s hooked up with Jason Lee. Lucky bastard.