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The Truth Is Still Out There: ‘The X-Files’ Returning To Fox
Tuesday, March 24 by

“The good news is the world has only gotten that much stranger.”

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It’s All Out War In ‘Silicon Valley’ Season Two Trailer
Monday, March 23 by

Nerd fight!!!!!

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Showrunners Discuss Ending The Show
Monday, March 23 by

“The show must go on.”

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‘True Detective’ Casts Porn Stars For ‘Colossal Orgy Sequence’
Friday, March 20 by

With so many people “making flowers,” it is going to look like the damn Rose Parade.

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‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Isn’t Really All That Much Of A Prequel
Tuesday, March 17 by

It will be it’s own thing but the same but different.

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‘Twin Peaks’ Maybe Not So Much Returning To TV In 2016
Tuesday, March 17 by

Suddenly, the money matters to David Lynch.

George R.R. Martin Will Skip Comic-Con To Focus On DOING HIS JOB And Finishing Those Books
Tuesday, March 17 by

We’re seriously about six months away from a ‘Misery’-type situation with a rabid fan.

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Apple In Talks To Help Kill Time Warner And NBC
Tuesday, March 17 by

Soon you’ll be able to pay for television differently.

That guy in the puffy shot is SCREWING UP THE SHOT.
‘Sherlock’ To Revisit Its Roots With A Victorian Christmas Special
Monday, March 16 by

It’s a modernized story thrown back to the original era. I don’t know if there’s a word for that yet.

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Earl Sinclair’s Got Hella Flow In Notorious B.I.G. / ‘Dinosaurs’ Mashup
Thursday, March 12 by

I love it when you call me Big Not the Momma.

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Vince Gilligan Is Not Amused By ‘Breaking Bad’ Fans Who Throw Pizzas On Walter White’s Roof
Wednesday, March 11 by

People are dumb.

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Showtime Sees HBO’s Standalone Service, HBO Now, And Says ‘Us, Too!’
Wednesday, March 11 by

Your move, Starz.

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How About ANOTHER ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer To Make The Next Month Last Intolerably Long?
Wednesday, March 11 by

If you insist…

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Comedy Central Is Giving Hannibal Buress His Very Own Show
Tuesday, March 10 by

That should do it. Every comedian now has a show on Comedy Central. Good work, everyone.

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Netflix’s ‘Daredevil’ Trailer Just Wants To Make The City A Better Place, Refuses To Move To Jersey
Tuesday, March 10 by

Hopefully, he can do something about the rents too. They’re just outrageous.

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Netflix Will Release ‘Between’ On A Week-By-Week Basis, So You’ll Have To Wait To Binge-Watch It
Monday, March 9 by

You’ll have to delay gratification, which no one will like.

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That ‘Walking Dead’ Prequel Has Been Picked Up For Two Seasons Already
Monday, March 9 by

Ok, so it’s not really a “prequel” but that sounds better than “companion series.”

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HBO Now Will Only Be Coming To AppleTV For The Near Future
Monday, March 9 by

Maybe Roku will be able to get an exclusive with The Home Shopping Network or something.

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‘Homeland’s Next Season Will Take Place In Europe A Couple Years Later
Monday, March 9 by

Don’t worry everyone…She’ll still be completely insane.

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Of Course Someone Re-Cut ‘House Of Cards’ To Be A Sit-Com
Monday, March 9 by

It’s a laff riot!

Argh. That f*cking box!
Neil Patrick Harris Won’t Be Hosting The Oscars Next Year
Thursday, March 5 by

The “One and Done” Oscars is what they should call them.

This logo makes me want to rollerskate.
HBO Is Giving Its Standalone Streaming Service A Pretty Lazy Name
Wednesday, March 4 by

It could have been “Khaleesi’s Dragon.”

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Lorne Michaels Is Prepping A Chinese Version Of ‘SNL’
Wednesday, March 4 by

“Live from Shanghai….”

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Pretend Like Frank Underwood Is Speaking Right To You With This Fourth Wall-Breaking Supercut
Tuesday, March 3 by

You’ll feel like you’re his confidant!

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Fred Savage Will Play Rob Lowe’s Older Brother In Fox Series ‘The Grinder’
Tuesday, March 3 by

He doesn’t look like anyone’s older brother.

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FEMA Spoiled A ‘House Of Cards’ Plot Point On Twitter
Tuesday, March 3 by

I don’t believe I’m exaggerating when I deem this their biggest screwup ever.

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LEGO ‘Star Wars’ Series To Come To Disney XD And Sell A Bunch Of Merchandise
Monday, March 2 by

They’re having a hard time re-creating the hairstyles with LEGOs.

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We’ll Get An Extra 30 Minutes Of Gore, Despair, And Existential Dread In ‘The Walking Dead’ Finale
Thursday, February 26 by

They can use that time to kill off Glenn and Carl, then we can watch Rick’s beard grow a little longer.

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Gritty ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Murders Your Childhood And Everyone Else In Its Path
Wednesday, February 25 by

I feel dirty.

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This Jean-Ralphio Easter Egg Might Be The Best Thing About The ‘Parks And Rec’ Finale
Wednesday, February 25 by

Better than Ron canoeing to Willie Nelson.