The Strangest Addictions From TLCs My Strange Addiction

Friday, February 10 by

Addicted to Cats

A woman decides to devote all her time to cats rather than cultivating relationships with people because cats won’t screw you over the way people will. That’s very true. Unless there’s a laser pointer in use. In that case, the cat is all like, “Laters!”

Eats Husband’s Ashes

This one is totally heartbreaking. After losing her husband to a severe head trauma (when will we find a cure?), a grieving widow became used to carrying his urn with her everywhere she goes. She watches television with the urn and even cooks its favorite meals, which she doesn’t eat because she much prefers TO EAT HER DEAD HUSBAND’S ASHES. That’s tragic crazy. Everyone knows if you want to be able to talk to the dead, you have to smoke their ashes. When will this ignorance toward the central plot element of How High continue? It’s shocking.

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