In Honor Of Shark Week, Here Are 9 Weak-Ass T.V. Sharks

 

It’s Shark Week again on the Discovery Channel. In honor of the momentous occasion, we’ve decided to take a look at some of the weakest sharks to ever appear on the small screen. Shark Week, weak sharks: get it? Yeah you love it.

At any rate, here’s a look at the weakest, most pathetic sharks we could find.

The Dharma Shark (Ezra James Sharkington) – Lost

The Dharma Shark, which was jokingly named Ezra James Sharkington, is pretty much just a normal shark, save for the fact that the “Dharma” logo is imprinted on its back. Nothing is less bad-ass than corporate sponsorship.