Donald Trump Will Endorse Anything (13 Examples)

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Trump Steaks

Donald Trump personally killed each of the horses used to make these steaks. Did I say horses? I meant cows. Definitely cows. Strong ones, at that.

Trump Magazine

Trump Magazine is your one-stop source for learning how to live the good life, laughing at Darrell Hammond’s Trump impression, reading about Trump vodka, and masturbating to bikini bods and Donald’s daughter. Next month: Frank Caliendo.

Trump Vitamins

By taking Trump’s line of vitamins, you can be a picture of health just like the Donald! Give your hair that healthy, “Is That Wire?,” shine and your skin that corpse paint glow.

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