Alan Thicke is best known for the ABC sitcom, Growing Pains. That’s probably a good thing. His talk show, Thicke of the Night (get it), lasted less than a year. Unfortunately, the show was unable to capture the following Thicke had acquired with his Canadian day-time talk show. Thank god. If the show had been a success, the world would never have known the exploits of Jason Seaver. You’ve never heard of Jason Seaver? Never mind.