9 Most Misguided Money-Making Schemes From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

Wednesday, September 14 by

“The Gang Exploits The Mortgage Crisis”

Season 5, Episode 1

In order to sell an already inhabited home, Mac and Dennis play “Good Realtor and Bad Realtor,” assigning their characters the names Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar. However, their dreams of become real estate hot shots go down in flames when Frank injures the underage inhabitants while having them do hard labor.

“Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”

Season 5, Episode 8

The gang become inventors when a merchandising convention comes to town. Their creations include Nudey Pens, the Dick Towel (a towel that creates the illusion of having a huge dick), and Kitten Mittens.

“Mac and Charlie Write A Movie”

Season 5, Episode 11

When M. Night Shyamalan comes to town for his latest film, Mac and Charlie see an opportunity to pitch him their film idea, which would cast Dolph Lundgren as a muscular scientist who can smell crime. It being a Shyamalan film, naturally it would need a huge twist. In this case, the twist would be that Lundgren beds his sexy young lab assistant and we see it all — full penetration. Then he goes on to fight more bad guys. Then he bones the assistant again until the movie just sorta ends. Already sounds better than Devil or The Happening.