9 Most Misguided Money-Making Schemes From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

Wednesday, September 14 by

“The Gang Solves The North Korea Situation”

Season 3, Episode 6

Seeking to make cash hand over fist in the annual pub crawl, the Paddy’s Pub gang set out to shut down their number one competitor — the Korean bar down the street. Naturally, they end up almost exposing a 12-year-old girl’s breasts to their patrons.

“The Gang Gets Whacked”

Season 3, Episodes 12 & 13

In an effort to pay off a $25,000 debt to the mafia, the gang branches off with their own money making schemes. Charlie and Dee become sellers of illegal narcotics, while Frank pimps Dennis out as a male escort to the country club crowd.

“The Gang Solves The Gas Crisis”

Season 4, Episode 2

Dennis, Mac, and Charlie become door-to-door gasoline salesmen, which seems like a pretty sweet up. All you need is a trashcan. You fill it with gasoline. Then yo drive around town in a van with no brakes. Much more lucrative than envelope stuffing.