9 Most Misguided Money-Making Schemes From ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’

Wednesday, September 14 by
Big Money Hu$tlas 

With the much anticipated seventh season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia under way, we thought it would be nice to have a little refresher. For this list, we’ll take a look back at the gang’s most misguided money-making schemes. Hard to believe they didn’t earn a single dollar from any of the harebrained plans outlined below. I mean, c’mon. Really, what kitten wouldn’t be smitten by its own pair of mittens?

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“Dennis and Dee Go On Welfare”

Season 2, Episode 3

Agreeing that free money sounds pretty good, Dennis and Dee decide to apply for welfare. However, there are a few obstacles they need to overcome in order to prove their eligibility. Posing as a recovering crack addict and a mentally retarded person respectively, the siblings learn they need medical documents and a blood test to back their claims. They regroup and smoke crack before taking a blood test. However, they quickly become addicted and end up cleaning toilets for crack money.

“The Gang Exploits A Miracle”

Season 2, Episode 7

When a water stain resembling the Virgin Mary appears at Paddy’s Pub, Frank sees it as a potential goldmine. It isn’t long before the bar is crawling with Holy Rollers eager to be involved with┬áthe miracle. Unfortunately, the water stain is later pissed on and the scam is ruined.

“Dennis and Dee’s Mom Is Dead”

Season 3, Episode 3

Dennis inherits his mom’s house after she dies during a botched plastic surgery procedure. His plans to turn it into a party mansion don’t get off the ground so well when the muscular bicep invite is misinterpreted.