With Sunday’s season finale of Breaking Bad looming over our weekend, everyone is eager to find out who will die next in some shocking, explicitly gory way. Will it be Hank? Or Gus? Steve Gomez? Or Skylar? Or Marie? It would be cool if it were Marie.
Or maybe it will be no one. All we really know for sure is that sh*t is going to go down and the likelihood is that if someone is killed, it’s going to be ugly. In honor of this, here’s a recap of Breaking Bad’s goriest death scenes. How do these get past the censors?
When planning your next drug deal, you might want to consider conducting your business in an isolated junkyard. However, you should be aware of the dangers. For instance, should the necessity to hide a body arise you must be careful in where you stash it. Naturally a demolished car would be the first place you’d think of, but be careful that you aren’t putting yourself in harm’s way. Gonzo didn’t heed this warning and ended up bleeding out after getting his arm pinned beneath a falling car.
It’s important to do your best no matter where you work. Whether it be for an entertainment blog or the Mexican cartel. Especially true for the cartel. Tortuga was a drug runner (and informant) who moved too slowly for the tastes of his employers. Rather than receiving a pink slip, he was decapitated. Then his head was glued to an exploding tortoise. Keep them legs up!
Walt’s first hands-on kill remains one of the most haunting. After deciding to free the imprisoned Krazy-8, Hank realizes that the man is planning to kill him with a broken plate shard. He then does what has to be done and chokes the man with a bicycle lock and kills his innocence along with him.