8 Bored To Death Quotes To Use While Talking About The Latest Issue Of The New Yorker

Friday, December 2 by Joseph Gibson

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"I have a real phobia around my ass." Not everyone on "Bored to Death" talks like they're reciting what they heard on NPR an hour earlier. Take Ray—as played by Zach Galifianakis, brings a healthy everyman quality to the dialogue on "Bored to Death." This is a good quote to use whenever anyone suggests an invasive medical procedure involving, uh, your ass. Or if you're totally phobia-free about your ass, you could say it and then laugh it off. Keep 'em laughing, just like "Bored to Death."

"Men face reality. Women don't. That why men need to drink." Despite being a tad sexist, this quote from George provides a good explanation for you the next time you go a little hard on the sauce in between "New York Times" crossword puzzles. Just as long as you grin a little while you say it to let whoever you're talking to know that you're not completely serious, you should be able to dodge any charges of sexism. And alcoholism.

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