15 Sexiest Topless TV Scenes: HBO Edition

Wednesday, March 9 by

When I was a young man, seeing a topless scene on TV was all but impossible, aside from the occasional native woman on PBS. But thankfully, things have changed. Now, anyone who isn’t too poor to afford premium cable can easily watch some tig ol’ bitties whenever the mood strikes. What an age we live in.

The following 15 scenes are all from HBO’s lineup. We tried to spread it around to include several different shows, which is why five of your favorite girls from “Entourage” or”True Blood” probably didn’t make the cut. Sorry, but that’s life. Besides, at the end of the day, you’re still looking at naked breasts.

Also, in case you didn’t guess, all the links to video are NSFW.

15. Kristin Proctor – “The Wire”

In season two of “The Wire,” Kristin Proctor has a very brief, yet very memorable role as the girlfriend of Nick Sobotka. To be honest, I don’t remember much of her dialogue. But I do remember this amazing and somewhat pointless topless scene.

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14. Rebecca Creskoff -”Hung

HBO’s “Hung” doesn’t get the same amount of buzz that other shows on the network seem to get. But based entirely on this picture or Rebecca Creskoff naked, I’m going to give the show another chance.

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13. Katy Mixon (Body Double) – “East Bound and Down”

Katy Mixon plays April Buchanon, the buxom brunette elementary school teacher who steals Kenny Powers’ heart. Speaking of stealing, if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she was shoplifting melons. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see said melons, as she uses a body double. But whoever they hired did a really, really good job.

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12. Claire Van Der Boom -”The Pacific

The Pacific” isn’t exactly your go-to series for topless scenes. However, I felt the need to include it. Why? Because without the few glimpses of nudity the series provided, it might have been the most depressing show in history. Thank God for tits. Also, there were a few other topless scenes that might have been better, but this actress’ last name is “Van Der Boom,” and that goes a long way in my book.

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11. Polly Walker – “Rome”

You can’t do a show about ancient Rome without showing some skin. Well, you can, but nobody wants to watch an hour-long show about Cato the Younger’s wacky senatorial adventures. That’s where Polly Walker (Atia) comes in. Her breasts have more screen time than Lepidus, and he was in The Second Triumvirate! Ugh, you don’t care, do you? Fine, just look at the titties.

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  1. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    the screen junkies logo has been featured in a lot of HBO programming.

  2. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    Wow!! Where are all of the amazing boobs from Californication

  3. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    Californication isn’t on HBO

  4. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    What’s the honorable mention? They mistaken link to facebook on that picture.

  5. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    HBO’s history of toplessness goes back a lot further than this. Nothing from “Dream On”?

  6. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    On a showtime list, I would imagine.

  7. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    lol yeah showtime. But Showtime boobs > HBO boobs any day.

  8. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    lol yeah showtime. But Showtime boobs > HBO boobs any day.

  9. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    lol yeah showtime. But Showtime boobs > HBO boobs any day.

  10. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    lol yeah showtime. But Showtime boobs > HBO boobs any day.

  11. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


    I’m assuming it was just the miniseries/shows included, but Gia (original movie) should have been an honorable mention. I second the “Dream On” vote-

  12. March 9, 2011 3:37 pm


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