A few weeks ago, I brought you the greatest topless scenes from HBO‘s original programing, and today I’m doing the same for Showtime. While HBO used to have a on quality original series (topless or otherwise), Showtime has come into its own with shows like Weeds, Dexter, and Californication, just to name a few. And like HBO, the network isn’t afraid to show some skin.
As with our last outing, keep in mind that I tried to spread the love around. I could have made a list entirely off of breasts, so all and all, you have nothing to complain about., but instead, I went for variety. So, my apologies in advance if your favorite girl was left off. That being said, deal with it. You’re still about to look at
And I shouldn’t have to say this, but the video links are NSFW.
Aside from playing Peggy on “Californication,” Melissa Stephens also plays Ashlynn on “Outsourced.” But something tells me her breasts aren’t utilized nearly as much on “Outsourced,” which is a shame. If they were, I might give it a shot.
The show is already about illicit drugs, so who’s going to complain if you throw in a subplot about pornography for good measure? Not me, that’s for sure. Jessica Jaymes and Kirsten Price briefly crossed over to the mainstream with this guest spot on “Weeds,” but were then quickly returned to cages in the San Fenando Valley by their trainers.
Courtney Ford’s character on “Dexter” had some real daddy issues. This was compounded by the fact that her daddy was a serial killer played by John Litgow. At any rate, like most girls who have unresolved issues with their fathers, this character loved to get naked, and for that, I was grateful. Realism is important.
British history can be a pretty boring subject. Not many people care about a bunch of dead kings and queens. But throw a topless Charlotte Salt into the mix, and all of the sudden, I feel like reading the god damn Magna Carta.
Jaime Murray played a psychotic bitch on “Dexter.” Luckily, the character happened to be a psychotic bitch who loved to walk around topless, which made her 1000 times more tolerable. (Spoiler Alert) Topless or not, I’m glad she’s dead.