What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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Universal health care, awkward white people dancing, and French cooking. Tonight’s TV Preview is practically Canadian.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

ADDRESS TO A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS

Network: NBC, ABC, CBS

Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Watch the Commander-In-Chief get lifted with members of Congress. Puff, puff, pass Pelosi! Puff, puff. pass!!

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

Network: FOX

Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: There’s no greater joy than watching your grandparents convulse to the soothing sounds of Lil Jon.

ANIMAL HOUSE: THE INSIDE STORY

Network: Biography

Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Find out just how badly devestated John Belushi left the craft services budget.

PATHFINDER

Network: FX

Time: 10PM – 12AM

Reasons to watch: Karl Urban stars as a Viking raised by Native Americans that grows up to battle Vikings so that they don’t kill Native Americans. THIS. LOOKS. AWESOME. Directed by Marcus Nispel. Oh, nevermind.

TOP CHEF: LAS VEGAS

Network: Bravo

Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The Food Fighters square off in a French food challenge. Not sure what’s so difficult about dipping bread in batter but, yeah sure, have your little French-Off.

WHO’S ON LATE

LETTERMAN

Jay-Z; Martha Stewart; George Jones

CONAN

Tom Arnold; Reba McEntire

KIMMEL

Kathy Griffin; Ryan Kwanten; Brendan Benson

FERGUSON

Danny Devito; Audrey Tatou

FALLON

Queen Latifah; Ed Westwick