What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Wednesday, October 7 by
Shark attacks, spider bites, drunk girls, and South Park‘s homage to dead celebrities. Tonight’s TV Preview has got teeth!
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 
MERCY
Network: NBC
Time: 8 – 9PM
 
Reasons to watch: A devestating nite club fire brings chaos to the hospital. Tragic but if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. No bringing rocket packs to nite clubs. I’m looking in your direction The Rocketeer.
 
 
YOUR WORST ANIMAL NIGHTMARES
Network: Animal Planet
Time: 8 – 9PM
 
Reasons to watch: In tonight’s episode, stories of shark attacks and deadly spider bites are recounted. Sure, that’s scary and all but it’s not my worst animal fear. That distinction would have to go to a monkey with a knife. But please understand that in my years I’ve been dragged through crap by a dog and pantsed by a kitten so my animal fear threshold is higher than average.
 
BIOGRAPHY: SARAH SILVERMAN
Network: Biography
Time: 8 – 9PM
 
Reasons to watch: The brash comedian is profiled tonight on Biography which could lead to a fun drinking game. You must drink every time you hear the words vagina, poop, or abortion. Eat a lot of bread first.
 
SOUTH PARK
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 10 – 10:30PM
 
Reasons to watch: South Park is finally back and ready to address Celebricide ’09 with tonight’s episode, Dead Celebrities. Ike picks up the slack for Haley Joel when he is visited by the ghosts of recently departed celebrities. I’m expecting this episode to push the envelope of good taste. Sean Penn would be wise to sharpen his Angry Letter Writing Pencil now.
 
SECRET GIRLFRIEND
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 10:30 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: "She makes my penis want to be a better penis."

 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LENO
Wanda Sykes
 
LETTERMAN
Vince Vaughn; Carey Mulligan; Rosanne Cash performs
 
CONAN
Jason Bateman; Selena Gomez; Toby Keith performs
 
KIMMEL
Joel McHale; Richard Belzer; KISS perform
 
FERGUSON
Rachel Bilson; David Milch
 
FALLON
Chevy Chase; Eliza Dushku; Lenny Kravitz performs
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