What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

Shark attacks, spider bites, drunk girls, and South Park‘s homage to dead celebrities. Tonight’s TV Preview has got teeth!

 

 

 

Network: NBC

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: A devestating nite club fire brings chaos to the hospital. Tragic but if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. No bringing rocket packs to nite clubs. I’m looking in your direction The Rocketeer.

 

 

Network: Animal Planet

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: In tonight’s episode, stories of shark attacks and deadly spider bites are recounted. Sure, that’s scary and all but it’s not my worst animal fear. That distinction would have to go to a monkey with a knife. But please understand that in my years I’ve been dragged through crap by a dog and pantsed by a kitten so my animal fear threshold is higher than average.

 

Network: Biography

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: The brash comedian is profiled tonight on Biography which could lead to a fun drinking game. You must drink every time you hear the words vagina, poop, or abortion. Eat a lot of bread first.

 

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 10 – 10:30PM

 

Reasons to watch: South Park is finally back and ready to address Celebricide ’09 with tonight’s episode, Dead Celebrities. Ike picks up the slack for Haley Joel when he is visited by the ghosts of recently departed celebrities. I’m expecting this episode to push the envelope of good taste. Sean Penn would be wise to sharpen his Angry Letter Writing Pencil now.

 

Network: Comedy Central

Time: 10:30 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: "She makes my penis want to be a better penis."

 

 

Wanda Sykes

 

Vince Vaughn; Carey Mulligan; Rosanne Cash performs

 

Jason Bateman; Selena Gomez; Toby Keith performs

 

Joel McHale; Richard Belzer; KISS perform

 

Rachel Bilson; David Milch

 

Chevy Chase; Eliza Dushku; Lenny Kravitz performs