What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Wednesday, October 28 by
Teen Wolf Pug commands you to watch these fine programs tonight.
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 
WORLD SERIES: GAME ONE
Network: FOX
Time: 7:30 – 10:30PM
 
Reasons to watch: The World Series begins tonight. Phillies at Yankees. But considering that New York is currently being pissed on worse than John Turturro in a Michael Bay movie, the game will probably be rained out. In which case, FOX will show reruns of House most likely.
 
THE REAL WOLFMAN
Network: History
Time: 9 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: Using modern forensics, a criminologist and a cryptozoologist explore stories of a wolfman who was said to have terrorized the French town of Gevaudan in the 18th Century. I hope they explore the link between being a werewolf and kicking ass at basketball.
 
RETURN TO THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL
Network: AMC
Time: 10 – 11:45PM
 
Reasons to watch: Why would you return to the house? It’s on Haunted Hill for Christ’s sake. That’s as foolhardy as continually taking a shortcut through Nut Punch Alley.
 
SOUTH PARK
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 10 – 10:30PM
 
Reasons to watch: Stan attempts to save the dolphins like Hayden Panettiere and Roger Murtaugh before her. And the crew of the Enterprise before him.
 
REAL WORLD / ROAD RULES CHALLENGE
Network: MTV
Time: 10 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: The tangled love web between Wes, Johanna, Kelly Anne, and Cohutta is pushed to the limit. Tangled love web? Isn’t that what Wes has been shooting on Johanna’s stomach?
 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LENO
Lustable lush Chelsea Handler
 
LETTERMAN
Patrick Dempsey; Bud Selig; Sting performs
 
CONAN
Lindsey Vonn; Uncle Kracker performs
 
KIMMEL
Atticus Shaffer; Flyleaf perform
 
FERGUSON
Madeleine Albright; Rodrigo y Gabriela
 
FALLON
Edward Norton; Hulk Hogan; "Weird" Al Yankovic
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