Reasons to watch: Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood host. Performers include Paisley, Underwood, Jason Aldean, Brooks and Dunn, Neckerchief Joe, Kenny Chesney, Dave Matthews, Horace Spittoonwater, Billy Currington, Vince Gill, Daughtry, Jonny Gangreen, Jamey Johnson, Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum, Miranda Lambert, Zeke Caruthers, Martina McBride, Tim McGraw, Moonshine, Darius Rucker, George Strait, Sugarland, Ira Goldbaum, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban and Zac Brown Band.
Reasons to watch: Hot-as-sin Nadine Velazquez guest stars as a woman that wants to spend all her time with Gary. This could only happen in Sitcom World. It’s because of the screwy physics there.
Reasons to watch: Gavin Rossdale plays a goth rock star that appears to be followed by a killer. But the team wonders if he’s taking the act too far and commiting the murders himself. The only way to solve this case is to get baked and listen to his records backward. Meet me in my parents’ basement/crime lab.
Reasons to watch: Three senior citizens thank soldiers at a Maine airport who are arriving from or departing for Afghanistan and Iraq. The seniors offer the troops handshakes, cookies, and free cellphones. Ummm, thanks for fighting and stuff. Here’s an old woman to kiss. Also, we got you 100 free minutes from Boost mobile. So yeah, thanks for the freedom.
Reasons to watch: Mandy would like to get back together with "you." Not you you. But the you from the TV show. The probably fat one.
WHO’S ON LATE
Kate Walsh; Andre Agassi; Norah Jones performs
Heather Locklear; Rodman performs
Dominic Monaghan; Los Lonely Boys perform
Joan Cusack; Carly Simon performs