Tonight, Jessica Simpson’s cleavage makes Dane Cook palatable.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE break
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
Time: 8 – 8:30PM
Reasons to watch: A cautionary tale that teaches us all we should be heavily-armed and alert on Christmas.
MAN VS. FISH WITH MATT WALSTON
Time: 8 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: This guy hunts marlin in the South Pacific on a jet ski and has to fight off bad weather and killer whales in the process. I don’t even like having to open a Gorton’s fish sticks box.
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 8:30 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: The race is on for the
vagina heart of Jessica Simpson when two workers discover she will more than likely sleep with whomever becomes Employee of the Month at Wal-Mart. That’s an unbelievalbe premise. Remember, this is 2006 Jessica we’re talking about.
STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN
Time: 10 – 10:30PM
BIOGRAPHY: JOAQUIN PHEONIX
Time: 11PM – Midnight
Reasons to watch: Take an intimate look at the World’s Highest Man.
WHO’S ON LATE
The Dan Band
Alec Baldwin; Jay Thomas; Darlene Love performs
Elijah Wood; Derek Fisher; Dwayne Perkins
Peewee Herman; The Jacksons; Passion Pit performs
Paris Hilton; chef Jose Andres
Joy Behar; Jonny Lee Miller; the Muppets