Tonight on TV, Jesse "The Body" Ventura wrestles hypocrisy and Kim Kardashian does whatever it is she does.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!



 

CONSPIRACY THEORY WITH JESSE VENTURA
Network:
truTV
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: Jesse "The Body" Ventura attempts to disprove the official 9/11 report. Elsewhere, British Bulldog maintains that the Royal Family murdered Princess Diana.


DWARF ADOPTION STORY
Network:
TLC
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: A dwarf couple tries to adopt a dwarf infant from Albania. It's just like an average adoption story except this time the furniture is tiny.


REAL WORLD / ROAD RULES CHALLENGE: THE RUINS REUNION
Network:
MTV
Time: 10 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: The Douchebag Olympians reflect upon their time spent in The Ruins. Then they call each other "bitch" a lot.


NIP/TUCK
Network:
FX
Time: 10 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: The Nips (still figuring out a better name) are embroiled in an ethical dilemma when they are asked to remove fat from a death row inmate. Hey! That fat did the crime and now has to do the time.


CSI:NY
Network:
CBS
Time: 10 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: Kim Kardashian guest stars. Finally there's an ass bigger than David Caruso in the CSI universe.

WHO'S ON LATE

LENO
Sigourney Weaver

LETTERMAN
Robert Downey Jr.; Martin Short; Kris Allen performs

CONAN
Wanda Sykes; James Cameron; Myq Kaplan

KIMMEL
Ty Pennington; chicken whisperer Joshua McCarthy; Norah Jones performs

FERGUSON
Bob Barker; Greta Van Susteren

FALLON

Sarah Jessica Parker; Deepak Chopra; Raekwon performs