What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Tonight’s preview features gyrations and eruptions. Not the sexy kind. Also take a look at some of tonight’s big premieres by checking out our Fall Prime Time Picks.

 

 

 

Network: ABC

Time: 8 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: Joanna Krupa. Lambada, The Forbidden Dance. Possibility of a nip slip, 80%.

 

 

 

 

Network: Syfy

Time: 9 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: In the first season finale, the team tracks down MacPherson and finds he’s auctioning off the items he’s stolen from the warehouse. That dude has got the most evil eBay page in existence.

 

 

 

 

Network: Syfy

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: A preview of Hell In A Cell. It’s much more hardcore than their presentation of Hell On A Camell. I can still see the fear in that animal’s eyes and never respected the forced rhyme.

 

 

 

 

Network: HBO

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: Joe Buck Live returns after surviving Artie Langegate with guests Dan Marino, John Elway, and Joe Namath discuss the demands of playing quarterback. Those demands include cameoing in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, looking like a horse, and attempting to drunkenly tongue-kiss reporters. Also, throwing a ball around a little.

 

 

 

 

Network: History

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: The nature series takes a look at Krakatoa tonight. The volcanic island is famous for an eruption that is considered one of the most violent events in modern history. I’m not sure what "Krakatoa" translates to but Roland Emmerich told me it means "orgasm" in German.

 

 

Peewee Herman; Amy Poehler

 

Bill Clinton; LeBron James

 

Rebecca Romijn; Lisa Lampanelli; Monsters of Folk perform

 

David Duchovny; Carmelo Anthony; Kid Cudi performs

 

Reba McEntire; Dave Annabale

 

Seth Myers; Chris Paul