What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

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Tonight’s preview features gyrations and eruptions. Not the sexy kind. Also take a look at some of tonight’s big premieres by checking out our Fall Prime Time Picks.
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

 
DANCING WITH THE STARS
Network: ABC
Time: 8 – 10PM
 
Reasons to watch: Joanna Krupa. Lambada, The Forbidden Dance. Possibility of a nip slip, 80%.
 
 
 
 
WAREHOUSE 13
Network: Syfy
Time: 9 – 10PM
 
Reasons to watch: In the first season finale, the team tracks down MacPherson and finds he’s auctioning off the items he’s stolen from the warehouse. That dude has got the most evil eBay page in existence.
 
 
 
 
ECW
Network: Syfy
Time: 10 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: A preview of Hell In A Cell. It’s much more hardcore than their presentation of Hell On A Camell. I can still see the fear in that animal’s eyes and never respected the forced rhyme.
 
 
 
 
JOE BUCK LIVE
Network: HBO
Time: 10 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: Joe Buck Live returns after surviving Artie Langegate with guests Dan Marino, John Elway, and Joe Namath discuss the demands of playing quarterback. Those demands include cameoing in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, looking like a horse, and attempting to drunkenly tongue-kiss reporters. Also, throwing a ball around a little.
 
 
 
 
HOW THE EARTH WAS MADE
Network: History
Time: 10 – 11PM
 
Reasons to watch: The nature series takes a look at Krakatoa tonight. The volcanic island is famous for an eruption that is considered one of the most violent events in modern history. I’m not sure what "Krakatoa" translates to but Roland Emmerich told me it means "orgasm" in German.
 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LENO
Peewee Herman; Amy Poehler
 
LETTERMAN
Bill Clinton; LeBron James
 
CONAN
Rebecca Romijn; Lisa Lampanelli; Monsters of Folk perform
 
KIMMEL
David Duchovny; Carmelo Anthony; Kid Cudi performs
 
FERGUSON
Reba McEntire; Dave Annabale
 
FALLON
Seth Myers; Chris Paul
 
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