Little Gordon, giant spiders, and reality television‘s bottom of the barrel. Tonight’s TV Preview is proof that they’ll point a camera at anything these days.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Time: 8 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: The four remaining chefs go up against the pint-sized Ramsey, Little Gordon. Get a load of this little dickhead. He’s hilarious.
Time: 8 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: A reality show that follows around Meter Maids and Misters? Seriously? That’s something that people watch and enjoy?? Sounds real exciting. What’s next, a show about used mattress-recyclers?
Time: 9 – 9:30PM
Reasons to watch: The best hidden camera show on television returns. Part of the antics tonight involve a crazy cult crashing a party and some mayhem with a giant spider. Sounds like a dangerous prank to play. I know that if I were to ever see a giant spider personally, my underpants would have a fudge attack.
Time: 9 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Used mattress-recyclers are profiled on this reality series. Aw, motherf***er.
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: When a professional athlete dies, the team takes a look inside the world of professional football. Not sure of what the cause of death is but I would not be surprised if it was linked to having copious amounts of Gatorade dumped on yourself.