What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Little Gordon, giant spiders, and reality television‘s bottom of the barrel. Tonight’s TV Preview is proof that they’ll point a camera at anything these days.

 

 

 

 

Network: FOX

Time: 8 – 9PM

 

Reasons to watch: The four remaining chefs go up against the pint-sized Ramsey, Little Gordon. Get a load of this little dickhead. He’s hilarious.

 

 

 

Network: A&E

Time: 8 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: A reality show that follows around Meter Maids and Misters? Seriously? That’s something that people watch and enjoy?? Sounds real exciting. What’s next, a show about used mattress-recyclers?

 

Network: Syfy

Time: 9 – 9:30PM

 

Reasons to watch: The best hidden camera show on television returns. Part of the antics tonight involve a crazy cult crashing a party and some mayhem with a giant spider. Sounds like a dangerous prank to play. I know that if I were to ever see a giant spider personally, my underpants would have a fudge attack.

 

 

 

Network: Discovery

Time: 9 – 10PM

 

Reasons to watch: Used mattress-recyclers are profiled on this reality series. Aw, motherf***er.

 

 

Network: ABC

Time: 10 – 11PM

 

Reasons to watch: When a professional athlete dies, the team takes a look inside the world of professional football. Not sure of what the cause of death is but I would not be surprised if it was linked to having copious amounts of Gatorade dumped on yourself.

 

 

Abigail Breslin

 

Paul Shaffer; Eliza Dushku; KISS perform

 

Kristin Bell; Anvil perform

 

Patricia Heaton; the Gossip perform

 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Avet Brothers perform

 

Lewis Black; They Might Be Giants perform