What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Tonight on TV, VH-1 goes gangsta and Audrina is vengeful. Sexfully vengeful.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

BEHIND THE MUSIC: 50 CENT

Network: VH1

Time: 8 – 8:30PM

Reasons to watch: The gangstafication of VH-1 continues with Behind the Music’s look at the life of 50 Cent. Does anyone remember when VH-1 was more of an adult contemporary channel and the most threatening singer they featured was Donnie Wahlberg?

SCARE TACTICS

Network: Syfy

Time: 9 – 9:30PM

Reasons to watch: Matt Hardy guest stars as a violent criminal in one prank. And in another, a girl left behind on a school bus is discovered by security guards. Yeah, kids scare the crap out of me too.

2009 HIP HOP HONORS

Network: VH1

Time: 9 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Documented insane person Tracy Morgan hosts Def Jam’s biggest night. Kanye West is not scheduled to present. But… you never know.

PARKING WARS

Network: A&E

Time: 9:30 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Things really heat up when some dude gets a ticket but doesn’t want it.

THE HILLS

Network: MTV

Time: 10 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: In order to get revenge on Justin, Audrina goes on a date with his best friend. Ah, revenge sex with Audrina. The only reason to be friends with Justin Bobby.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO

John C. Reilly

LETTERMAN

Sienna Miller; Aziz Ansari; Dead by Sunrise perform

CONAN

Ice-T; Eddie Izzard; The Flaming Lips perform

KIMMEL

Jack Black; Cobra Starship perform

FERGUSON

Tim Robbins; Adam Goldberg

FALLON