CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Reasons to watch: This sequel to the original suckfest is still a suckfest but a better suckfest than expected. If that makes sense. Though portraying Galactus as a storm cloud is a major cop-out.
Reasons to watch: The producers dust off lesbian-lookalike Rod Stewart to sing "It’s The Same Old Song." Things go well for awhile until his jaw bone rots off and hits the floor like when Beetlejuice makes Alec Baldwin super elderly.
Reasons to watch: Mike travels to Honolulu to make tofu. Sure it doesn’t seem like a dirty job on the surface but you should hear the way those beans scream when coagulated. It’s just… horrible.
Reasons to watch: Tonight the couple attempts to train their dog. They’d better not be training it to carry them around like a little horse because I’m putting in a call to the Animal Cops if that’s the case.
WHO’S ON LATE
Al Gore; Brad Paisley performs
Neil Patrick Harris Paul Teutul Sr.; Creed perform
Pamela Anderson; Manny Pacquiao; White Rabbits perform
Valerie Bertinelli; Dave Barry
Matthew Broderick; Chad Ochocinco; Reba McEntire performs