A winner is crowned on tonight’s Dancing With The "Stars."
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!
DANCING WITH THE STARS
Time: 9 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: The night that you can hardly give a crap about is finally here. Who will win? I don’t care. I just find it remarkable that Adam Carolla and the Muppets will inexplicably be appearing in tonight’s episode.
NCIS: LOS ANGELES
Time: 9 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Pauley Perrette crosses over to the Los Angeles team to track a serial killer. I swear that there are more serial killers on CBS dramas than there are in real life.
SONS OF ANARCHY
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Looks like we’re going to have a good old fashioned biker battle. Remember, it’s not over until you piss in the whites of their eyes.
JON DORE SHOW
Time: 10 – 10:30PM
Reasons to watch: Jon Dore fights for all men when he is discriminated against sexually at a Ladies Night event. Jon, dude, don’t be such a spazz. There are girls watching.
DINNER WITH THE BAND
Time: 11 – 11:30PM
WHO’S ON LATE
Jack McBrayer; Marissa Miller; Weezer perform
Charlize Theron; Regis Philbin; Wolfmother perform
Maria Bello; Peter Capaldi
Claire Danes; Chad Ochocinco; the Pixies perform