What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

A winner is crowned on tonight’s Dancing With The "Stars."

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

DANCING WITH THE STARS
Network: ABC
Time: 9 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The night that you can hardly give a crap about is finally here. Who will win? I don’t care. I just find it remarkable that Adam Carolla and the Muppets will inexplicably be appearing in tonight’s episode.
 

NCIS: LOS ANGELES
Network: CBS
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Pauley Perrette crosses over to the Los Angeles team to track a serial killer. I swear that there are more serial killers on CBS dramas than there are in real life.

SONS OF ANARCHY
Network: FX
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Looks like we’re going to have a good old fashioned biker battle. Remember, it’s not over until you piss in the whites of their eyes.
 

JON DORE SHOW
Network: IFC
Time: 10 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Jon Dore fights for all men when he is discriminated against sexually at a Ladies Night event. Jon, dude, don’t be such a spazz. There are girls watching.
 

DINNER WITH THE BAND
Network: IFC
Time: 11 – 11:30PM

Reasons to watch: This IFC series proves that musicians will never turn down a free meal. Unless it’s Willie Nelson. He weighs less than his guitar.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Charles Barkley

LETTERMAN
Zac Efron; Carrie Fisher; Rihanna performs

CONAN
Jack McBrayer; Marissa Miller; Weezer perform

KIMMEL
Charlize Theron; Regis Philbin; Wolfmother perform

FERGUSON
Maria Bello; Peter Capaldi

FALLON
Claire Danes; Chad Ochocinco; the Pixies perform