After tonight’s episode of Melrose Place, it will be perfectly acceptable to call Heather Locklear a bitch again.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
Reasons to watch: The Visitors are granted Diplomatic Immunity. Now the only force on this planet powerful enough to stop them is Danny Glover.
Reasons to watch: During a citywide power blackout the NCISketeers must rely on old-fashioned detective work to solve a murder. Will they be able to catch the killer without the aid of their fancy gadgetry? Hard to say seeing as batteries and generators won’t be invented for another 50 years.
Reasons to watch: Heather Locklear returns to the role that made everyone call her a huge bitch.
Reasons to watch: Whoever wins… we lose.
Reasons to watch: Heidi hatches a plan to get pregnant with or without Spencer’s consent. Any volunteers?
WHO’S ON LATE
Penelope Cruz; Joe Cada; a performance by the Script
50 Cent; Jane Lynch
John Stamos; Emily VanCamp; OneRepublic perform
Woody Harrelson; Joe Theismann
Cheech and Chong; Neko Case performs