Tonight on TV we have cavemen, criminals, and trustafarians. Evolution has not been pretty.
Reasons to watch: Tonight a young woman finds unbalanced host Tracy Morgan in her bedroom. Run! For the sanctity of your vagina!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reasons to watch: Follows Rogue Wave drummer on tour while he deals with a failing kidney and finding a donor. Features performances by Death Cab for Cutie’s Ben Gibbard, Nada Surf, and John Vanderslice. The only rock stars clean enough to have kidneys suitable for transplant.
Reasons to watch: Boobs gets mad at Blonde because Choad is two-timing them. Elsewhere, Douche considers a career in club promotions.
Reasons to watch: The FBI closes in on SAMCRO’s repo business. It’s getting harder and harder to earn a dishonest, violence-based buck these days.
WHO’S ON LATE
Jack Hanna; Shakira performs
Jessica Biel; Super Dave Osbourne; John Fogerty performs
Bill Simmons; Dancing With The Stars cast-off; Amerie performs
Adam Arkin; Nina Garcia
Troy Polamalu; Wale performs