What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Tuesday, December 22 by
 
Tonight, join Carrie Underwood as she warms your yule log.
 
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: AN ALL-STAR HOLIDAY SPECIAL
Network:
FOX
Time: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Let Carrie Underwood get you into the "holiday" spirit. And by that, I mean turn the volume off and let whatever happens happen.
 


PSYCHIC KIDS: CHILDREN OF THE PARANORMAL
Network:
A&E
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: This is a show where police seek the aid of psychic children to solve their more difficult cases. Yeah, sure. Let’s enlist children to help us find missing persons/dead bodies. That’s a sound plan that couldn’t possibly lead to mental-scarring. And after they find the kidnapping victim/probably corpse, we’ll take them for ice cream so everything will be all good. Keep up the good work, Top Cops!


PARANORMAL STATE
Network:
A&E
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The team travels to a home thought to be possessed by a demon. The inhabitants tell stories of a levitating bed, a growling sound, and vulgar outbursts from their 3-year old daughter. Of course, it would be easy for skeptics to refute these claims. The bed floats because they’re probably hooked on Ambien, the growling sound is Ambien farts, and 3-year olds are generally a$$holes. Boom. Ghosts busted. Next house.

 

TEEN MOM
Network:
MTV
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Rumor has it that Jersey Shore was originally titled Guidos. Well, then logic implies that this show was originally called Teen Milfs.
 


THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Network:
FMC
Time: 10PM – 12AM

Reasons to watch: You need to know this movie backwards and forwards before you can even think about joining my Swashbuckler’s Club.

 
WHO’S ON LATE
 
LENO
Dane Cook

LETTERMAN
Susan Sarandon; David Chang; Colbie Caillat
 
CONAN
Lance Armstrong; Carson Daly; Kid Cudi performs
 
KIMMEL (repeat)
Heidi Klum; Ron Artest; Weezer perform
 
FERGUSON
Kathy Griffin; Harry Connick Jr. performs

FALLON
Tom Arnold; Hannah Teter; Michael McDonald croons
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