Tonight, scantily-clad supermodels prance about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Also, the President gives a speech or something.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS TO THE NATION
Time: 8 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: President Obama outlines "Operation: Exit Stage Left," his strategy to finish the job in Afghanistan.
Time: 9 – 9:30PM
Reasons to watch: Season nine introduces us to a new generation of half-wit med students. Between this and Patch Adams, I really hope that I never get sick.
VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Time: 10 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Good news and bad news. Good news is boobies. Bad news is somebody invited the Black Eyed Peas to perform. Why are they always ruining my good time?!!
SONS OF ANARCHY
Time: 10 – 11:30PM
Reasons to watch: SAMCRO takes care of Adam Arkin’s Zobelle once and for all. For those not fluent in Bikernese, that means they’re going to parade around town with his head on a spear.
MY FAKE BABY
Time: 11PM – Midnight
Reasons to watch: This special follows women who care for fake, plastic babies as if they are alive. I’d make a joke here but my pocket vagina would never forgive me.
WHO’S ON LATE
Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Guy Fieri; Carrie Underwood performs
Tobey Maguire; Rickie Lee Jones performs
Magic Johnson; Kellan Lutz
Joel McHale; Mike Super; the Swell Season perform
Kristen Stewart; Jamie Kennedy; the Avet Brothers perform