What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Tonight, scantily-clad supermodels prance about the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Also, the President gives a speech or something.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS TO THE NATION
Network: ALL
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: President Obama outlines "Operation: Exit Stage Left," his strategy to finish the job in Afghanistan.
 

SCRUBS
Network: ABC
Time: 9 – 9:30PM

Reasons to watch: Season nine introduces us to a new generation of half-wit med students. Between this and Patch Adams, I really hope that I never get sick.
 

VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Network: CBS
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Good news and bad news. Good news is boobies. Bad news is somebody invited the Black Eyed Peas to perform. Why are they always ruining my good time?!!
 

SONS OF ANARCHY
Network: F/X
Time: 10 – 11:30PM

Reasons to watch: SAMCRO takes care of Adam Arkin’s Zobelle once and for all. For those not fluent in Bikernese, that means they’re going to parade around town with his head on a spear.

MY FAKE BABY
Network: BBC
Time: 11PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: This special follows women who care for fake, plastic babies as if they are alive. I’d make a joke here but my pocket vagina would never forgive me.

WHO’S ON LATE

LETTERMAN (repeat)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Guy Fieri; Carrie Underwood performs

CONAN
Tobey Maguire; Rickie Lee Jones performs

KIMMEL
Magic Johnson; Kellan Lutz

FERGUSON
Joel McHale; Mike Super; the Swell Season perform

FALLON (repeat)
Kristen Stewart; Jamie Kennedy; the Avet Brothers perform