What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

If the paranormal children on TV tonight don’t melt our brains, Megan Fox’s hottest moments will.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

NOVA: THE SPY FACTORY
Network: PBS
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Next to She Spies, this is the most realistic representation of spies on television.

GORDON RAMSEY: COOKALONG LIVE
Network: FOX
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: The famous chef cooks LIVE ON TELEVISION and the at home audience is invited to cook along. I don’t know. I’m usually already drunk by 10PM on a Tuesday.

PSYCHIC KIDS: CHILDREN OF THE PARANORMAL
Network: A&E
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: They’d kill us all with mind bullets if we gave them the chance.

MAXIM’S HOTTEST MOMENTS OF 2009
Network: E!
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Maxim and E! count down your penis’s most important moments of 2009.

SHATNER’S RAW NERVE
Network: BIO
Time: 11:30PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: Capt Kirk sits down with Scott Baio. Watch as these legendary cocksmen smell one another’s fingers.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Christina Applegate

LETTERMAN
Sarah Jessica Parker; Leona Lewis performs

CONAN
Snooki & The Situation, Norah Jones performs

KIMMEL
Zach Braff; Nigel Lythgoe; Michael McDonald performs

FERGUSON
Kristen Bell; Maria Bello; Jason Schwartzman; Jason Segal and the Broken West perform

FALLON
Marion Cotillard; Jason Reitman; Anne Burrell