If the paranormal children on TV tonight don't melt our brains, Megan Fox's hottest moments will.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!



NOVA: THE SPY FACTORY
Network:
PBS
Time: 8 - 9PM

Reasons to watch: Next to She Spies, this is the most realistic representation of spies on television.


GORDON RAMSEY: COOKALONG LIVE
Network:
FOX
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: The famous chef cooks LIVE ON TELEVISION and the at home audience is invited to cook along. I don't know. I'm usually already drunk by 10PM on a Tuesday.


PSYCHIC KIDS: CHILDREN OF THE PARANORMAL
Network:
A&E
Time: 9 - 10PM

Reasons to watch: They'd kill us all with mind bullets if we gave them the chance.


MAXIM'S HOTTEST MOMENTS OF 2009
Network:
E!
Time: 10 - 11PM

Reasons to watch: Maxim and E! count down your penis's most important moments of 2009.


SHATNER'S RAW NERVE
Network:
BIO
Time: 11:30PM - Midnight

Reasons to watch: Capt Kirk sits down with Scott Baio. Watch as these legendary cocksmen smell one another's fingers.

WHO'S ON LATE

LENO
Christina Applegate

LETTERMAN
Sarah Jessica Parker; Leona Lewis performs

CONAN
Snooki & The Situation, Norah Jones performs

KIMMEL
Zach Braff; Nigel Lythgoe; Michael McDonald performs

FERGUSON
Kristen Bell; Maria Bello; Jason Schwartzman; Jason Segal and the Broken West perform

FALLON

Marion Cotillard; Jason Reitman; Anne Burrell