WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2009

Tonight’s TV Preview has prison tatts, monsters, awesome sandwiches, ass kickings, and vagina bombs. That’s right vagina bombs.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

30 Rock
Network: NBC
Time: 8 – 8:30PM

Reasons to watch: Everyone is all worked up because it is Teamster Sandwich Day. Which of course is the day that comes around but once a year where the teamsters who work on the show bring in delicious sandwiches from a mystery location. If this were the 30 Rock porno that everyone has been talking about "teamster sandwich" would take on a much different meaning.

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
Network: AMC
Time: 8 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Mel Brooks classic is always worth a watch. Compared to the modern spoof movies being cranked out by Seltzer and Friedburg this is like Citizen Kane. Mostly because it is in black and white.
 

MARKED
Network: History
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Find out what different gang tattoos mean just in case you ever go to prison for that murder I framed you for.

SOUTH PARK
Network: Comedy Central
Time: 9:30 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: I don’t want to spoil it by describing it to you. Just watch.

BLOODSPORT
Network: Vs.
Time: 11PM – 1AM

Reasons to watch: Check out Van Damme in his breakthrough role and remember that without Bloodsport, we wouldn’t have Double Impact, Timecop, Double Team, or Street Fighter: The Movie. Remember that.

WHO’S ON LATE

LETTERMAN
Billy Crystal; John Fogerty

CONAN
Sandra Bullock: Gina Yashere

KIMMEL
Kathy Lee Gifford; Milo Ventimiglia; R. Kelly

FERGUSON
Carrie Fisher; Ron Livingston

FALLON
Jason Bateman; Ashlee Simpson; Shadows Fall