What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Thursday, November 5 by

A sexy vampire, racist puppets, the Rise Of The Machines, and the Fall of Buddy Lembeck. Tonight!

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
 
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC

 
VAMPIRE DIARIES
Network:
CW
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch:
Arielle Kebbel guest stars as an old sexy vampire flame eager to have a certain itch scratched. That’s the bummer about dating a 162 year old. They tend to have an ass-load of super-powered exes.
 

AMERICAN CHOPPER
Network:
TLC
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: The Teutuls team up with Siemens (hehe) Electric to build the Smart Chopper. This is just step one in the rise of the machines. I always new Judgement Day would come but I never knew it would be started by a man with such ridiculous facial hair.
 


THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW
Network:
Comedy Central
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Puppets say the darndest things.
 


ULTIMATE FACTORIES
Network:
National Geographic
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch:
A visit to IKEA’s production headquarters in Almhult, Sweden reveals what’s in those delicious meatballs. It’s Sweople! IKEA Meatballs are Sweople!!!!
 

BROKE & FAMOUS: WILLIE AAMES
Network:
VH1
Time: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: You haven’t hit rock bottom until you’ve pleasured a stranger while wearing a Bibleman costume.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Wanda Sykes

LETTERMAN
Bill Maher; Gabourey Sidibe; Keith Urban performs

CONAN
Jim Carrey; Olivia Wilde; Zac Brown Band performs

KIMMEL
Jesse Williams; Florence and the Machine perform

FERGUSON

Denis Leary; Jena Malone

FALLON
Ian McKellan; Paula Patton; Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon perform

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