What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Thursday, December 3 by

MTV sets Italian-Americans back to pre-Colombus with tonight’s 2-hour premiere of Jersey Shore.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

 

PARKS AND RECREATION
Network:
NBC
Time: 8:30 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Leslie organizes a night out on the town to cheer up Tom after hearing news of his divorce. Alas, only one thing can heal that kind of pain. Egging your wife’s lawyer’s house.


30 ROCK
Network:
NBC
Time: 9:30 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Liz goes Oprah with Dealbreakers, the talkshow. Just keep Tracy Morgan off the couch. I get the feeling he’ll do more than jump on it.


JERSEY SHORE
Network:
MTV
Time: 10PM – Midnight

Reasons to watch: No joke I write here can elicit the laughs this show will cause. It is the most enjoyable two hours of television in recorded history.
 


IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Network:
FX
Time: 10 – 10:30PM

Reasons to watch: Dee gets a part in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Mac and Charlie see this as an opportunity to pitch their own film. Can’t be worse than The Happening.
 


THE LEAGUE
Network:
FX
Time: 10:30 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: Ruxin and Taco embark on a mission to Chinatown. Let’s hope this story has a happy ending.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Morgan Freeman

LETTERMAN (repeat)
Tina Fey; Chris "Mad Dog" Russo; Mika performs

CONAN
John Travolta; Rod Stewart performs

KIMMEL

Jake Gyllenhaal; Ashley Greene; Honor Society performs

FERGUSON
George Lopez; David Bianculli; Jason Hudy

FALLON (repeat)
Robin Williams; Rashida Jones
 

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