MTV sets Italian-Americans back to pre-Colombus with tonight’s 2-hour premiere of Jersey Shore.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!
PARKS AND RECREATION
Time: 8:30 – 9PM
Reasons to watch: Leslie organizes a night out on the town to cheer up Tom after hearing news of his divorce. Alas, only one thing can heal that kind of pain. Egging your wife’s lawyer’s house.
Time: 9:30 – 10PM
Time: 10PM – Midnight
Reasons to watch: No joke I write here can elicit the laughs this show will cause. It is the most enjoyable two hours of television in recorded history.
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Time: 10 – 10:30PM
Reasons to watch: Dee gets a part in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Mac and Charlie see this as an opportunity to pitch their own film. Can’t be worse than The Happening.
Time: 10:30 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: Ruxin and Taco embark on a mission to Chinatown. Let’s hope this story has a happy ending.
WHO’S ON LATE
Tina Fey; Chris "Mad Dog" Russo; Mika performs
John Travolta; Rod Stewart performs
Jake Gyllenhaal; Ashley Greene; Honor Society performs
George Lopez; David Bianculli; Jason Hudy
Robin Williams; Rashida Jones