Self-mutilation, regular mutilation, prostitutes, and Chris Rock. Tonight’s TV Preview’s just like Jerry Seinfeld’s secret party life.
CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP
NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!
Time: 8 – 9:30PM
Reasons to watch: A young couple in a remote farmhouse is terrorized by three strangers wearing masks. They have no apparent motive other than psychological torture and the desire to kill. Little known fact, the original working title for this film was The Assholes.
CHRIS ROCK: NEVER SCARED
Network: COMEDY CENTRAL
Time: 9:30 – 11PM
Reasons to watch: The zebra from Madagascar brays about the following hot-button topics: women be crazy, Tupac, Michael Jackson, and Al-Cracka.
JACKASS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Time: 9:30 – 10PM
Reasons to watch: Catch up with the clown princes of pain and find out what they’re up to now that the bottom has dropped out on watching dudes get their penises bit by snakes. Followed immediately by a showing of Jackass 2.5.
CATHOUSE 2: BACK IN THE SADDLE
Time: 11PM – MIDNIGHT
Reasons to watch: HBO returns to the Nevada brothel to get an insider look at invite-only parties and off-the-clock employee get-togethers. Keep an eye out for members of Congress.
WHO’S ON LATE
Renee Zellweger; Gary Mule Deer
Jonah Hill; Cheryl Hines; Dan Naturman
Quentin Tarantino; Rachel Nichols
Lisa Kudrow; James Frey; Chairlift
Cameron Diaz; Grizzly Bear