What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, November 9th, 2009

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Tonight on television we get a double-shot of Thicke.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

HOUSE
Network: Fox
Time: 8 – 9PM

Reasons to watch: Tonight, House tries to cure a teen with swollen appendages. Teen? Swollen appendages?? Sounds like Roman Polanski‘s idea of a romantic evening.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
Network: CBS
Time: 8 – 8:30PM

Reasons to watch: The gang recruits Alan Thicke to break up Robin and Barney. Because no woman is invulnerable to the piercing gaze of a jingle-writer turned actor.

JESSE JAMES’ HIDDEN TREASURE
Network: History
Time: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: That’s a really misleading show name. I thought this was porn. Nevermind.

TWO AND A HALF MEN
Network: CBS
Time: 9 – 9:30PM

Reasons to watch: Alan and Charlie wake up together with a woman they don’t remember. Ahhh yes, the classic Sheen/Cryer Sex Sandwich. This was a frequent occurence back in 1986. I can’t say that I approve though. They are setting a bad example for their half-man.

GOSSIP GIRL
Network: CW
Time: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Some kind of teen soap opera stuff happens but more importantly, Leighton Meester and Robin Thicke’s single, "Somebody To Love" is featured. DID YOU HEAR ME??!!! WHAT’S HER FACE AND THAT ONE DUDE’S NEW SINGLE IS FEATURED.

WHO’S ON LATE

LENO
Howie Mandel

LETTERMAN
Bill Murray; Gabourey Sidibe

CONAN
Kelsey Grammar; Major Brian Davis and his dog, Nubs; David Gray performs

KIMMEL (repeat)
Jamie Foxx; Toby Keith performs

FERGUSON
Carla Gugino; Dennis Lehane

FALLON
Laurence Fishburne; Elmo and Rosita